Your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you.
Also, don’t bother checking my temperature or giving me a lie detector test. I’m not ill, and I’m not lying.
I indeed went to Target, pushed a red cart all over the store and only came out with $2 worth of merchandise.
Here’s what I got (from the cheap trinkets section in the front of the store, can’t remember what it’s called????):
Cool, huh? And perfect for those of us who were raise to share - but have kinda forgotten how.